AJ again

My theory that Tony's son AJ will cause his final downfall is gaining traction. Tim Noah writes in Slate:

We've discussed in the past how A.J., one of the few characters on The Sopranos who is not a murderer, is nonetheless the least sympathetic character in the series. He's spoiled, he's stupid, he's narcissistic, he's a whiner, and he's mean. But maybe not as mean as we thought. He seems genuinely horrified when Jason Gervase and his thug pals beat up a black bicyclist who crashes into Jason's car door. (Needless to say, the Italians call the bicyclist something a good deal less civil than black.) The violence and hatred that A.J. is witnessing with this new crowd is escalating, and he can't take it. "Why can't we all just get along?" A.J. tells his shrink, echoing Rodney King. Is series creator David Chase rendering A.J. more sympathetic so that we'll miss him when he gets killed, the outcome you suggest? Perhaps. But I prefer your alternative notion that, instead of dying, A.J. may kill someone. Or, being A.J., that he will witness a murder.

Here's how I see it going. The cops nab A.J., and he immediately confesses to being an accessory. The district attorney prepares to lock the kid up for years. But there is one way A.J. could get his sentence shortened. Tony could confess to two or three of the many murders the cops suspect him of ordering or committing. "Look, Tony, we know your kid isn't a criminal. He isn't the one who should do hard time. You are." Carmela and Tony fight bitterly over this proposed deal. Tony says A.J. can beat this rap. Carmela is horrified that Tony is willing to sacrifice his son to save his own skin. "You are a murderer, Tony, and if you won't tell them, I will!" The words are too much for Tony to bear. He pummels Carmela with his fists, really beats her up, for the first time in his life. (Unlike a certain recently departed HBO chief I could name, Tony has never assaulted a female.) Bruised and bleeding, Carmela calls the cops. They arrive, and Tony realizes he has no home left to defend. He confesses to three murders to save A.J. to whatever extent he can. The price turns out to be not only Tony's confession, but also Tony ratting out the whole gang—Silvio, Paulie, Bobby, Hesh, Janice, maybe even Uncle Junior. The only Soprano left unscathed is Meadow, who heads off to medical school in a daze, leaving Carmela, black and blue, alone in the house. Carmela's cherished delusion of sustainable mob-funded affluence is dashed. She will lose her house, she has already lost her husband and son, and Meadow may never again want to admit she even has a family. Goodbye, Bloomies; hello, Filene's Basement. Fade to black.

I agree, but as far as the cops or the feds will be concerned AJ is no inncocent. He has committed three serious felonies-- the acid-on-foot incident, the attempt on Junior, and, most recently, the hate crime against the Somali cyclist. No accessory, AJ struck at least one blow in each case. He could be liable on some 3 strikes theory.

And I think Tony won't fight it. He'll agree to go away to save AJ. It may even be his idea. Tony has always justified every sin by saying he is providing for or prtecting his family. In this he is the typical suburbanite whoe buys a Hummer or a McMansion on the grounds that "it's good for the kids" when, in fact, it's what the parents want. But Tony's redeeming feature, I think, is he really believe it. Thus Toby will be be the hero AND get away from the life that has long tormented him.

I also don't think he'll take the gang down with him. Snitches rat out higher-ups, not subordinate. He may rat out Phil.

I also don' think AJ is unsympathetic. Just pathetic.