Giuliani and Sarkozy

Lately Giuliani has been announcing his admiration for Nicholas Sarkozy. He has gone so far as to broadcat his "dream" about Sarkozy coming to America and the leading Democrats going to France. (Oddly, they all nearly die in a fiery mid-air plane crash in the process.)

I thought it was a pretty good line, even with the allusion to near death, until I learned the real reason that Giuliani so admires the French president. Sarkozy is getting divorced while in office. Now if Sarkozy comes here, he can advise Rudy-- and perhaps teach him how to find an attractive new wife.

And he is doing it in record time, the skids of France's divorce court having been nicely greased for the president.

It also brings to mnd a possible slogan for the campaign:

Rudy: Even his kids are voting against him

OR

Rudolph: If his family doesn't like him, why should you