Is Africa a continent or a country? Discuss

Here is Sarah Palin defending herself in today's Times:

'I remember having a discussion with a couple of debate preppers,' she said. 'So if it came from one of those debate preppers, you know, that’s curious. But having a discussion about Nafta — not, "Oh my goodness, I don’t know who is a part of Nafta."'

'So, no, I think that if there are allegations based on questions or comments that I made in debate prep about Nafta, and about the continent versus the country when we talk about Africa there, then those were taken out of context,' Ms. Palin said. 'And that’s cruel and it’s mean-spirited, it’s immature, it’s unprofessional, and those guys are jerks, if they came away with it taking things out of context and then tried to spread something on national news. It is not fair and not right.'

If our culture, even our political culture, were not so celebrity obsessed, no one would even be discussing whether Palin might be able to "rehabilitate herself" or whether seh might someday be ready for national office. Any adult who needs a debate prepper to discuss "the continent versus the country when we talk about Africa there" would otherwise be ruled out.

Whether or not she asked for the clothes or kept the clothes, whether or not she was a diva, Palin's idea that she, despite her ignorance, might be somehow qualified for high office bepeaks a sense of entitlement that's off the charts.

Fortunately, Palin seems to be cementing her status as a national joke. Her real goal, not actually denied, seems to be a talk show gig. But she may even be too dumb for that.

Hillary Clinton for Secretary of State

Since Barack Obama selected Joe Biden (and before that too) the party faithful and the pundits have mused mightily about why he did not select Hillary Clinton instead. After all, she is the only one out there with a large base of voters. To me the answers are obvious: (1) After the strain of the primaries, Obama just did not like Hillary; (2) choosing Clinton would show weakness, not strength in that Obama would seem to need Clinton and would be overshadowed by both Hillary and Bill Clinton; (3) the Republicans would be able to run ad after ad of the VP candidate attacking Obama. They already did this truck with Biden, but with Clinton it would be much, much worse.

Because Hillary Clinton does have support and because she is very smart and knowledgeable, Obama should give her something else: Secretary of State. If Obama announced this appointment at the convention, it would mollify and energize Clinton's supporters. And, more important, Clinton would be a great representative of the U.S. to the world. It would be a great appointment.

Bloomberg for Vice

While most everyone likes Mike, the idea of a billionaire buying his way into office-- or even contention-- is unsettling in a democracy. Since Mayor Bloomberg has at least held public office, his self-financed candidacy would not be as wacky as Ross Perot's, to say nothing of the absurdist contentions of Steve "the inheritor" Forbes.

But still. It would be better if Bloomberg could help someone else gain the presidency. It would be less vain, and would acknowledge that Bloomberg, despite his mayoralty, has relatively little experience in public life. Campaign finance laws make it hard for billionaires to finance others, but there is a way.

Bloomberg should run for vice president and draft Al Gore for the top of the ticket. Mike and Al are sympatico on the issues-- Bloomberg empahasizes global warming. He could free Gore from the drudgery of fundraising and the need to compete in primaries. Meanwhile Bloomberg would not seem like an egomaniac. Since he would be on the ticket, he could pay for the whole thing. And after servinge as vice president, Bloomberg would be a credible candidate--indded the front-runner-- for the presidency following Gore. Moreover, a Gore-Bloomberg ticket could actually win.